If im on the subway and it is busy, I will usually just stand. Ever since I moved to my grandma’s though, I have found that the journey is quite long and I sometimes am in need of a seat. My seat of choice? The one right beside the door, a row of three seats. This seat is prime because I dont need to worry about pushing through people to get out AND I can lead my head on the glass if I want to. NOW imagine this “lol” is three seats. I of course am the first “l” and there is another person on the end of the row “l”, there is an OPEN seat “o” obviously.
As I continue on my journey, the subway starts to get more and more full. I see people eyeing the “o” seat, but the other “l” person is a tad bit bigger and is taking up some of the open seat. Then all of a sudden, out of NO WHERE this HUGE INDIAN GUY with a FUR coat sits in the 8 inches of seat that is in the middle of us, or should I say he sat on ME and the seat. I dont know if this guy was just so fat that he couldn’t feel my leg under him but he didn’t move! And the guy on the end is also quite astonished.
After one stop I cant FUCKING stand it any longer. I turned to him and said excuse me?!?. He looks at me and then looks away. I said it again. The he says MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAND! Oh shit. Are you FUCKING SERIOUS! So im like I can’t get up your sitting on me. He sighs and raises his massive body up off the seat as I motion to this older woman to come take it and she does. (She was asian and prob had no idea what was going on) When he went to sit back down he didn’t notice that this woman had snagged his seat and HE WAS SO PISSED! I put my ear phones in and totally ignored him until he left.
Moral of the story here people is “If you cant fit it, DONT sit it.” You probably need the exercise anyway.